Just Some Joke #1

A man is sitting at his desk one day when he hears a voice:

Quit your job. Sell your stuff. Go to Vegas.

The man looks around, but sees no one nearby. After a moment of fleeting curiosity, he goes back to his work.

About a month later, the man is again sitting at his desk when he hears the voice:

Quit your job. Sell your stuff. Go to Vegas.

The man spins quickly around, looks up and down the wall and under the desk but can find nothing. Once again, he turns back to his work.

This keeps happening every month. And then every week. And then every day, every hour, until every five minutes of every day the man hears the voice:

Quit your job. Sell your stuff. Go to Vegas.

As one can imagine, he can’t work, he can’t sleep, and he becomes irritable with his family. His life is in shambles, and finally he’s had enough. He quits his job, sells all of his belongings, and goes to Vegas with a big wad of cash.

"Where everyone looks like they smell like pee."

“Where everyone looks like they smell like pee.”

Upon arriving in Vegas he hears the voice:

Go to Caesar’s Palace.

Desperate for relief, he goes to Caesar’s Palace and hears the voice:

Go to the Roulette table.

Soaked in sweat, he gets to the Roulette table and hears the voice:

Red 24.

His heart pounding, he puts all his money on Red 24.

The dealer spins the wheel, throws the ball, and finally announces the winning number: “Black 14.”

After a moment’s pause, the man again hears the voice:

…Fuck!